Ten 2018 Movies Summarised in Ten Words Each

Hey hey, it’s that time of year again! I’ve just hit ten new-release movies seen this year and so it’s time to smash out some ultra-quick, ultra-digestible, ultra-colourful reviews and get on with the next ten. It’s been an extraordinarily dense six month period for big-name films so you won’t see any real surprises here. These ten are pretty much all blockbusters.

Very mild spoilers may follow.
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Black Panther

Welltimed, sick tech, great music, poor action, good movie.”

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Annihilation

A positively monumental mindscrewGina Rodriguez steals the show.”

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Tomb Raider

The new best videogame movieThat really isn’t saying much.”

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Pacific Rim Uprising

Introducing Not Transformers: China Saves the WorldColourful and fun.”

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Ready Player One

Way more fun than I expectedReferences don’t ruin it.”

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Rampage

The new new best videogame moviemostly thanks to Dwayne.”

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Avengers: Infinity War

Click the last word of this sentence to read more.”

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Deadpool 2

Deadpool with a budgetBest aftercredits scene in history.”

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Solo: A Star Wars Story

Completely inessential but very entertainingGreat musicDonald Glover impresses.”

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Ocean’s 8

So an Ocean’s movie without Soderbergh can still be entertaining.”

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