Ten More 2022 Movies Summarised in Ten Words Each

So, uh, this happened. Never had to do back-to-back movie summaries before – but don’t say I didn’t warn you. It turns out that this is a pretty huge cinematic year.

I don’t know what feels more surreal: The near-certainty that this is the most new release films I’ve ever fit inside a month across my whole life, or the fact we live in a world where I could manage a whole nineteen movies before the first Marvel release of 2022. And a lot of those movies are good! Who knew!

Some of them are even really good; in fact I’m feeling bold enough to say that come the end of December, if my overall movie of the year somehow isn’t on this page I’d be shocked. In that unlikely case we would have truly enjoyed a special 2022.

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The Bad Guys

Sam Rockwell is back! And he brings thoroughly entertaining support.”


Michael Bay’s return to big screen spectacle matches his best.”

Cheaper by the Dozen

Can’t quite fit surprisingly ambitious themes into chaotic, compressed plot.”

Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

An actual screenwriter helps, butBetter than 2isn’t praise.”

All the Old Knives

Cool nonlinear structure, fabulously shot, weirdly graphic, pretty poor conclusion.”

Everything Everywhere All At Once

I barely even have ten words for this outrageous brilliance.”

The Lost City

Two of physical comedy’s very best elevate some cliched material.”

The Northman

Brutal, stunninglyshot protoHamlet effortlessly weaves fantasy and grime.”

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

Sustains its ludicrous premise despite Hollywood formula with preposterous performances.”

Dr Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

Ambles, then brutally uncages a Raimi / Elfman camp horror spectacular.”

One response to this post.

  1. Posted by ajuric on Jul 8, 2022 at 3:46 am

    these were some very good points that were well made


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