Ten More 2026 Movies Summarised in Ten Words Each

It feels like forever ago and it feels like yesterday that we last did this, but what else is new?

I happened to be overseas at a pretty bad time for some of the big Northern Hemisphere summer movie releases this year, and so completely missed the likes of Supergirl, Masters of the Universe, Disclosure Day, and Toy Story 5. Had I caught them all, this post would’ve been out even faster, but as it stands it still feels like I’ve seen a deluge of interesting premises unfold on big, very big, small, and very small screens alike these last few months.

Whether those premises result in compelling cinema has been another story: this particular batch of ten films lacks an outright dud, but still feels like a roughly even split between “eh, maybe” to “absolutely, 100%, see you at the end of the year for the awards”.

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How to Make a Killing

Weird that Glenn Powell has done two passionless murder comedies.”

The Mandalorian and Grogu

Like four combined Mandalorian episodes; the first and third work.”

Fackham Hall

Classic British humiliation humour meets classic American shotgunjoke pacing.”

Obsession

Fresh perspectives on classic horror tropes craft longfuse dynamite.”

Backrooms

One hauntingly intimate story inside a cavernously atmospheric lore hook.”

The Odyssey

Harder to find major flaws than to find IMAX tickets.”

Spider-Man: Brand New Day

Tom Holland finally feels like Spider-Man for an entire movie.”

The Invite

Absolute theatre! As tense as Black Bag, except also hilarious.”

Avatar Aang: The Last Airbender

Infuriatingly gorgeous animation feast; Paramount really dropped the ball here.”

The End of Oak Street

Vintage idea, deranged execution; Hathaway is on a generational run.”

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