Posts Tagged ‘Review’
23
May
Posted by vagrantesque in Lists, Movies. Tagged: alita, Film, john, lego, marvel, Movie, quick, Review, shazam, summary, summer, superhero, wick. Leave a comment

Let’s do this again, hopefully not for the only time in 2019. Ten movies, ten words each. In general I’ve really enjoyed the movies I’ve seen this year, from the family-targeted fare to the unusually gigantic superhero action, with a Netflix debut thrown in. There’s much more to come but the year has already made quite an impression.
And get ready for some really colourful movie posters. Man, Hollywood has stepped up their saturation game recently.
Very mild spoilers may follow.
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How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World

“Doesn’t beat Number 2 but the closing scenes are devastating.”
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Mary Poppins Returns

“Somehow gets away with being both a sequel and remake.”
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3
Nov
Posted by vagrantesque in Lists, Movies. Tagged: Film, Movie, quick, Review, star, summary, superhero. Leave a comment

Ten more movie impressions for you now! This batch is much less blockbuster-y than the last one – there are some spicy ones in here and I’m feeling pretty good about some of them making my year-end list (which is less than two months away – yikes). Enjoy skimming.
Mild spoilers may follow.
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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

“Disaster movie first half, horror movie second half. Almost works.”
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The Incredibles 2

“Probably about as good as it could have been, considering.”
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13
Jun
Posted by vagrantesque in Lists, Movies. Tagged: Film, Movie, quick, Review, star, summary, summer, superhero, Videogame, wars. Leave a comment

Hey hey, it’s that time of year again! I’ve just hit ten new-release movies seen this year and so it’s time to smash out some ultra-quick, ultra-digestible, ultra-colourful reviews and get on with the next ten. It’s been an extraordinarily dense six month period for big-name films so you won’t see any real surprises here. These ten are pretty much all blockbusters.
Very mild spoilers may follow.
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Black Panther

“Well–timed, sick tech, great music, poor action, good movie.”
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Annihilation

“A positively monumental mind–screw. Gina Rodriguez steals the show.”
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3
May
Posted by vagrantesque in Movies. Tagged: america, Avengers, black, captain, Film, galaxy, guardians, hulk, Iron, machine, Man, marvel, Movie, nomad, panther, Review, scarlet, shuri, soldier, thanos, thor, vision, wakanda, war, widow, winter, witch. Leave a comment
Yep, spinning up the old template for my first movie review in almost two years (My last one was Suicide Squad – ew). I got sick of people asking.
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Starring: Just a lot of people
Director: Anthony & Joe Russo (Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Captain America: Civil War)
Rating: M
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Hi. Yes, I’m reviewing this Big Deal of a movie thanks to the requests of some lovely people who read my older stuff back in the day and I’m really quite flattered but it’s been a long time since I’ve put a score on something and the functional purpose of this blog has changed and I’ve changed and to be honest I feel like I can’t really put enough of my own spin on a review format like this enough to justify using my limited free time to do in-depth film reviews that will become out-of-date extremely quickly anymore but alas, I ignored enough people by not reviewing Star Wars: The Last Jedi last year and well, here we are.
Now why open a review like that? After all, if you’re reading this in the far-flung future you probably don’t care about my state of mind regarding reviews circa early May 2018. No sir. However, it seems quite apt to talk about the futility of following the structure of a scored review (which I’m doing anyway) when talking about this movie in particular, because Joe and Anthony Russo‘s Avengers: Infinity War is not concerned in the slightest with sticking to a recognisable blockbuster narrative structure. Also, no matter the score, it’s clear people will go see it anyway (Hello biggest worldwide opening weekend ever).
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10
Nov
Posted by vagrantesque in Games, Music. Tagged: australia, bgm, big, concert, Gaming, goddess, house, legend, list, lyric, Music, opera, orchestra, Review, set, setlist, sydney, symphony, Zelda. Leave a comment
Oh look, a post that isn’t ludicrously lengthy.

At the end of last month I put to bed a small regret of mine – Half a decade ago I was presented with the opportunity to attend the Sydney debut of Symphony of the Goddesses, a worldwide concert tour immediately following on from the special Legend of Zelda 25th Anniversary concerts in Japan and the USA. For reasons I can no longer remember clearly (probably funds), I did not take this opportunity. Naturally I regretted my decision pretty soon after the performance dates arrived and several of my friends raved about how good the show was. I told myself the next time I had such a chance I would not let it pass. But for years, no such chance appeared.
So when, after years of sporadic worldwide tours with varying set lists, the announcement was made that Symphony of the Goddesses would be returning to Sydney harbour this year, no price would have been too high for me to snatch up a ticket. Two years after entering the opera house for the first time to attend the Pokemon Symphonic Evolutions showcase, I was back in the venue’s main concert hall to take in the fully-realised music of one of my absolute favourite media franchises. And what an evening it was.
There are three main reasons I’d go to see an orchestral performance of a videogame music selection – The atmosphere, the craft and the arrangement. Hardly groundbreaking reasons of course, and I’m sure the majority of the people in attendance on the night had similar motivations. Atmosphere is created mostly by said people, whose collective energy and passion tend to elevate an event that otherwise gets by on a uniquely strange blend of nerdiness and class. This department provided the largest point of difference between the Pokemon concert and the Zelda one for me. At the Pokemon event, there seemed to be more themed and/or casual dress in and around the hall, while during the concert the audience reacted loudly to each track and arrangement – especially the more widely recognised ones. While the Zelda show was hardly black tie – and cosplay was there if you looked for it – I definitely noticed more of a conservative attitude to dress code in general. What’s more, during the concert you could tell a crowd favourite by a groundswell of hushed whispers and gasps rather than whoops and shouts. I can’t quite put my finger on the reason for this (perhaps Zelda’s slightly older fanbase, or the fact the concert landed on the exact weekend of PAX Australia in Melbourne) but it certainly lent the atmosphere a more reverential tone and allowed quieter pieces – of which Zelda boasts several – to shine.
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22
Oct
Posted by vagrantesque in 3DS, Games, GB, Replays. Tagged: 3DS, boy, Console, Game, gen 2, generation, ho, lugia, oh, Pokemon, release, Review, revisit, virtual. Leave a comment
I was a few paragraphs into writing this when the SNES Classic came out and ruined everything. I came back to the post afterwards and, naturally, it then turned into several thousand words.

2017 has been an insane year for new release videogames, a fact that has become even more true over the last few months. And yet my most anticipated release date of September 2017 was the 22nd, when Nintendo and the Pokemon Company would – at long last – release Pokemon Gold and Silver on the 3DS Virtual Console (Incidentally just about the only acknowledgement by the big N this year that such a service even still exists – sorry Switch owners). Patched up with wireless trading/battling functionality and wrapped in that gorgeous 3D-compatible faux-Game Boy Color shell, just like Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow last year, they presented a mouth-watering nostalgic proposition for me on paper. In fact as a testament to the sheer value that “comfort food” media can have, I even purchased and finished the VC version of Pokemon Red a couple of weeks earlier when it went on sale in anticipation of the newer re-releases, even though I had already given my full attention to Yellow in a similar manner in 2016.
Unlike Yellow, I no longer have access to my original Pokemon Silver cartridge, so I haven’t touched the original version in any form for almost fifteen years. In light of all the Pokemon generations that have come and gone in the years since, not to mention the glut of YouTube videos, podcasts and articles on the internet praising the second generation for all its once-groundbreaking qualities, I was more than ready to give Silver another go. And then write something about it, so I could feel less guilty about all the hours spent not doing anything else. This post will probably be a little scattershot in tone, and the “screenshots” will be poor and DIY in nature, but I’ll at least try to keep my thoughts aligned with the order of the game’s events.
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18
Sep
Posted by vagrantesque in Lists, Movies. Tagged: Film, Movie, quick, Review, summary, summer, superhero. 2 comments

So apparently the last one of these that I wrote did rather well. Go figure – people like quick summaries of things.
Thanks to some brutal old-fashioned competition between the cinemas in my area and the general enthusiasm of my friends, I have already seen 20 of the movies released this year, either in cinemas or via on-demand video services. That puts me well within range of doubling the paltry thirteen I managed last year and puts me in good stead for a nice, meaty top ten list at the end of the year. But it also means I can do that thing again. You know, the one where I unfairly reduce ten movies I’ve seen this year to just ten words each.
Mild spoilers may follow. Read my earlier oversimplified 2017 list here.
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Wonder Woman

“That’s two good 2017 DC movies. Gal Gadot is incredible.”
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Colossal

“Part kaiju movie, part uncomfortable human drama. Insanely well–acted.”
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29
May
Posted by vagrantesque in Lists, Movies. Tagged: Film, Movie, quick, Review, summary, summer, superhero. 1 comment

There are a few things I don’t like when it comes to properly discussing movies – or any piece of entertainment media, really – but two of my biggest pet peeves are
- Overly simplistic analysis;
- Relying heavily on comparison to other pieces of media.
Yet here we are in the middle of the year and I have written virtually nothing on this site about movies, mostly due to heavy time investment elsewhere in life. What’s more, I have somehow already seen ten films in cinemas this year (Throughout the entirety of 2016 I saw just thirteen). These two facts have combined with my itchy keyboard fingers and a couple of spare hours to create what you see now: Ten movie releases from 2017 so far, each conveniently (and poorly) summarised in ten words. That means lots of those two things I hate to fall back on. Desperate times, people.
Fun times though. I suppose mild spoilers may follow.
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The Great Wall

“Fire Emblem with even more colour–coding, exposition and death.”
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Logan

“The Last of Us: Mutant Edition. Avoid if feeling down.”
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14
Aug
Posted by vagrantesque in Movies. Tagged: affleck, ayer, batman, ben, comics, david, dc, deadshot, Film, harley, jared, joker, leto, Movie, quinn, Review, smith, squad, suicide, will. Leave a comment
Look at me, writing about things.
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Starring: Margot Robbie, Will Smith, Jared Leto
Director: David Ayer (Street Kings, Fury)
Rating: M
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Well OK then.
As the first DC Comics movie of a post Batman v Superman world, Suicide Squad had a bit of heavy lifting to do. It had to prove that this dark and morbid (well, compared to Marvel’s) Warner Bros shared universe is capable of having some fun. It had to introduce a handful of characters that will no doubt be important later. And in a superhero-drenched blockbuster movie climate, it had to justify its existence by doing something different. Its success in these efforts is… limited. Which side of the “character vs plot” scale you tend to lean towards will probably be hugely influential in how much you enjoy the chaotic movie.
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31
May
Posted by vagrantesque in Movies. Tagged: 2016, apocalypse, Film, fox, isaac, magneto, marvel, Movie, mystique, Oscar, professor, Review, superhero, x, xavier, xmen. Leave a comment
Had to sit on this review for a while to give it some thought, and that ended up making it a long one.
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Starring: James McAvoy, Jennifer Lawrence, Oscar Isaac
Director: Bryan Singer (The Usual Suspects, X-Men)
Rating: M
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Well, it turns out that couldn’t last.
The X-Men movies continue to exist, for better or worse, as the only discernible remnant of the superhero movie scene pre-Marvel Cinematic Universe. The way they have always done things sits somewhere between DC Comics’ macabre big screen blockbusters and the MCU’s lighter escapades, boasting an embarrassment of riches in the character department to mine for both humour and drama. When the movies are good, they feel like giant middle fingers to the critics who think there are too many superhero movies kicking around these days. When they’re bad, they tend to become the easiest targets for said critics, as at their core they tend to feel extraneous and disposable.
X-Men Apocalypse isn’t a bad movie, but it is the worst X-Men film since X-Men Origins: Wolverine, and as an X-Men fan first and foremost within the superhero movie realm, that stings a little.
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